February 2012
samusmaximus:
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
no
When your crush says hi to you. →
When my mom yells at me: →
young-nd-twisted:
When I was 5:
When I was 12:
Now:
Dear CW,
misha-collins:
Please put Tumblr in charge of handling your promotional art. Thank you.
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princesslunaslullaby:
miyomo:
aqua-twin:
internetfeet:
miramoondarling:
emikurohana:
aimni:
imjustaninja:
red-velvet-vodka:
Once
There
was
a
potato
named
glados
who
broke
the
I finished my Hitler poem I had to do for History...
fuckkconformity:
Everyone knows my name.
The word Hitler is now full of fame.
The people fear my wrath.
But they admire my path.
I murder the Jew’s we capture
But my people are too busy with their rapture
They think I’m trying to help make this country better.
All the while they don’t realize the Jews tears are getting wetter.
The power is what I want.
But the Jews never haunt.
I hope I make...
